Cheesecake Factory Cheesecake

I have a sweet tooth. Sweet teeth? I like sweet things.

The Cheesecake Factory has a large selection of cakes that calls to me. It whispers in my dreams, of a place where cheese and cake combine to form new, never before seen creations. I’m almost through them all and want to make a list, from my favorites to the not as good – here, have a look at it.

1. Original – the best one. Simple, clean, light. Can also be a nice palette cleanser after a heavy dinner.
2. Chocolate Mousse Cheesecake – the best but made of chocolate. If you put a piece in the microwave for fifteen seconds you’ll also have a very nice chocolate lava cake.
3. Lemon Meringue Cheesecake – my dad’s favorite. Light, bright, and refreshing.
4. Toasted Marshmallow S’Mores Galore – heavy chocolate, and a little spoonful of liquid marshmallow fluff on top.
5. Chocolate Tuxedo Cream Cheesecake – a very refined chocolate with a good layer of whipped cream on top.
6. Vanilla Bean Cheesecake – if you enjoy vanilla this one’s for you. The vanilla can be overpowering for some.
7. Reese’s Peanut Butter Chocolate Cake Cheesecake – I really like peanut butter cheesecake.
8. Hershey’s Chocolate Bar Cheesecake – slightly more cake than cheesecake. Still big on chocolate flavor though.
9. Adam’s Peanut Butter Cup Fudge Ripple – A better balance of peanut butter and cheesecake.
10. Oreo Dream Extreme Cheesecake – I really like oreo cheesecake. Getting to the territory of too much.
11. Chocolate Caramelicious Cheesecake Made with Snickers – snickers.
12. Godiva Chocolate Cheesecake – it’s a sharp chocolate flavor.
13. Lemon Raspberry Cream Cheesecake – a nice, tart berry cheesecake.
14. White Chocolate Raspberry Truffle – light and raspberry’y.
15. Very Cherry Ghirardelli Chocolate Cheesecake – cherry cheesecake with cherry bits. The chocolate is on the sharper side.
16. Triple Berry Bliss – big tart flavors here.
17. Key Lime Cheesecake – even more tart flavors. If you like key lime, you’ll like this.
18. Cinnabon Cinnamon Swirl Cheesecake – way too sweet.
19. Fresh Banana Cream Cheesecake – has that weird banana flavor. You know the one.
20. Dulce De Leche Caramel Cheesecake – the caramel flavor is too sweet.
21. Salted Caramel Cheesecake – same as above.
22. Mango Key Lime Cheesecake – it’s mango and key lime. The key lime overpowers the mango.
23. Coconut Cream Pie Cheesecake – it’s coconut cream. If you’re ordering it, it’s because you like coconut cream.
24. Caramel Pecan Turtle Cheesecake – extremely sweet. Maybe the sweetest. Too sweet.
25. Cookie Dough Lover’s Cheesecake with Pecans – this one’s a nope.
26. Pineapple Upside-Down Cheesecake – I think they used too much of some ingredient because I tasted alcohol in the cake part.
27. Ultimate Red Velvet Cheesecake – this one’s bad.
28. Celebration Cheesecake – this one’s worse.